Jokes
Technical Definitions
- 486 - The average IQ needed to understand a PC
- State-of-the-Art - Any computer you can't afford
- Obsolete - Any computer you own
- Microsecond - The time it takes for your
- State-of-the-Art computer to become obsolete
- Syntax Error - "Hello, I want to buy a computer and money is no object."
- GUI - What your computer becomes after spilling your coffee on it
- Computer chip - Any starchy foodstuff consumed in mass quantities while programming
- Keyboard - The standard way to generate computer errors
- Mouse - An advanced input device to make computer errors easier to generate
- Floppy - The state of your wallet after purchasing a computer
- Hard drive - The sales technique employed by most computer salesmen
- Portable computer - A device invented to force business people to work at home, on vacation, and on business trips
- Disk crash - A typical computer response to any critical deadline
- Power user - Anyone who can format a disk from DOS
- System update - A quick way of trashing your current software
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