Spelling Rather Than Prouncing Words Around "Billy" Bandit

Minature dachuhunds as a breed seem to be very intelligent. I know that around Billy I must spell certain words rather than pronouncing them, due to the manner in which 'Billy' reacts in the same way each time certain words are spoken.

  • R-I-D-E
    When this word is heard, Billy although he may seem to be asleep will quickly run to the front door and impaciently await the openning for immeditiate departure. Billy assumes that discussion and preparation stages are already completed and time for implentation of the 'project' is now now awaiting execution.

  • H-O-M-E
    As impacient as Billy is to depart on a 'ride'; the mere mention of the word "Home" and Billy is tugging at his lease to get back to his 'residence'. I have often had a hard-time getting on my bicycle once I have spoken the word "HOME".

  • C-H-A-I-R
    Billy favorite sleeping place is a old worn-out 'Ezee-Boy' recliner. Billy is very protective of his 'sleeping' place; he once kept barking for a visitor to get out of the chair.

  • B-A-T-H
    Upon hearing this word spoken Billy reacts the opposite to hearing the word 'RIDE' and exits his residence to visit in the neigbourhood.
    • 03Dec95 1515 *UFFlaCo