What is a bdclary? A bdclary is a mood driven, shorter than average primate. According to the last Myers-Briggs style test, he was classified as INFJ. Some other characteristics of a bdclary:
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Where does a bdclary live? While bdclarys have been to known to travel on occasion, they try to make a permanent home. Born at a very early age in Tampa FL, a bdclary will spend the next 18 or so years there before migrating north to Gainesville, FL. A bdclary may also spend time in:
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What does a bdclary eat? A better question would be, "What doesn't he eat?" followed by "How much can he eat?" A bdclary doesn't have a regular eating pattern; they eat when they're hungry and have the time and money, usually no more than twice a day which is why a bdclary's meal is so large. Cajun food is almost always a favorite of bdclarys along with anything that has onions and garlic. Though not a large percentage of their diet, sweets are eaten when a bdclary is in the mood with the exception of chocolate: bdclarys will eat it, but they would prefer cherry or strawberry. | ||||||||||||||
What does a bdclary do? Depends on the mood: bdclarys are extremely mood driven. Sometimes a bdclary can be adventurous: skiing down a mountain he has no business on, driving an Rx-7 with an adrenaline rush, or jumping out of a perfectly good airplane. Other times, they'll do some pretty mundane things: reading or making web pages. One thing is pretty much certain: they are little kids. They are extremely curious and daydream constantly. They want to be astronauts, build sandcastles, and run through sprinklers (and the house) naked. They love animals and derive an atavistic pleasure from fire-based illumination (this may come from being a Boy Scout). However, bdclarys are perfectionists with a lazy streak. They're not good about doing things they don't want to do - they may sit and daydream instead, thinking about better ways to do things but never doing them. Academics is a good example. | ||||||||||||||
Can a bdclary be house trained? Yes, with patience. They have an incredible ability to ignore their surroundings, so when by themselves, their homes may look like a goat exploded inside. However, when in close proximity with others, a bdclary will, to ensure that he has a place to live, maintain the status quo. Incidentally, a bdclary has lived with a cop, a lawyer, and a rocket scientist in the same house. Dishes are the main problem for a bdclary. They do them on the same schedule they do the laundry - only when absolutely necessary. Otherwise, they have the potential to keep things clean and actually prefer a neat environment. Their laziness just gets the best of them. | ||||||||||||||
Where do I find a bdclary? Depends on the mood, though a bdclary can be a creature of habit. One particular habit is that of driving around seemingly without destination either day or night. They do this for two reasons: to enjoy the sun or the stars, and to do some deep thinking, and if a passenger is involved, some deep conversing. Your best bet is to lure them using several methods: wait by a nice Rx-7, cook Cajun food (though any good meal will do), or talk football. | ||||||||||||||
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